Absurd Bird (Brownhill Rd, SE6)

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Deal of the day

  • Basic Chick Meal for 1

    £6.97£9.95
    Basic Chick burger- fries- dip and a soft drink
    30% Off

Meal Deals & Bundles

  • BBQ Chick Meal for 1

    £6.97£9.95
    Basic Chick Burger with BBQ sauce- fries- dip and a soft drink
    30% Off
  • Buffalo Chick Meal for 1

    £6.97£9.95
    Basic Chick burger with Buffalo sauce- fries- dip and a soft drink
    30% Off
  • Absurd Burger Meal for 1

    £10.47£14.95
    Any Absurd burger- fries- dip and a soft drink
    30% Off
  • Wings Meal for 1

    £6.97£9.95
    Fried wings, fries, dip and a soft drink
    30% Off
  • Tenders Meal for 1

    £6.97£9.95
    Tenders, fries, dip and a soft drink
    30% Off
  • Basic Chick Meal for 1

    £6.97£9.95
    Basic Chick burger- fries- dip and a soft drink
    30% Off

Burgers

  • Basic Chick Burger

    £4.90£7.00
    2 crispy fried tenders with mayo and crunchy lettuce- served in our classic brioche
    30% Off
  • Madbird Buffalo Burger 🌶🌶

    £6.97£9.95
    Crispy breast fillet with a Buffalo sauce- carrot slaw- blue cheese dressing- mayo- lettuce and tomato
    30% Off
  • Absurd BBQ Chicken Burger

    £7.00£10.00
    Crispy breast fillet with awesome smoked hickory BBQ sauce- mayo- lettuce- tomato and coleslaw
    30% Off
  • Big Rooster Burger

    £9.77£13.95
    Our freakin huge bird burger with onion rings! - double breast fillets with cheese- hickory smoked BBQ sauce- mayo- lettuce and tomato
    30% Off
  • Spicy Korean BBQ Burger 🌶

    £7.67£10.95
    Crispy breast fillet with a sweet & hot Korean BBQ sauce- kimchi lettuce- pickles- spicy mayo and a crispy onion ring
    30% Off
  • Nashville Hot Burger 🌶🌶 🌶

    £7.32£10.45
    Crispy breast fillet with our Nashville hot sauce- lettuce- tomato- chipotle mayo- pickles and a crispy onion ring
    30% Off

Wings & Tenders

  • Crispy Fried Wings

    £4.52£6.45
    Buttermilk soaked and fried for extra crunch. Add a dip for even more flavour
    30% Off
  • Hickory Smoked BBQ Wings

    £4.52£6.45
    Fried wings tossed in a smoked hickory BBQ sauce
    30% Off
  • Buffalo and Blue Cheese Wings 🌶🌶

    £4.52£6.45
    Fried wings tossed in our classic hot and tangy Buffalo sauce with blue cheese dressing
    30% Off
  • Nashville Hot Wings 🌶🌶 🌶

    £4.52£6.45
    Fried wings tossed in our Nashville hot sauce
    30% Off
  • Spicy Korean BBQ Wings 🌶

    £4.52£6.45
    Fried wings tossed in our Korean BBQ sauce with red chillies- soy sauce- garlic and sesame seeds
    30% Off
  • Chicken Tenders

    £4.87£6.95
    Buttermilk soaked fried chicken breast tenders with your choice of dip
    30% Off

Sides

  • Fries

    £2.63£3.75
    A large portion of lightly salted golden fries
    30% Off
  • Garlic Dry Rub Fries

    £2.77£3.95
    Our classic fries, tossed in a smokey garlic spice
    30% Off
  • Sweet Potato Fries

    £3.12£4.45
    A large portion of salted sweet potato fries
    30% Off
  • Onion Rings

    £3.12£4.45
    6 to 8 crispy onion rings freshly fried
    30% Off

Dips & Sauces

  • Dip Trip

    £1.95
    Choose any 3 of the following dips
  • Dips

    £0.95

Drinks

  • Coca Cola 330ml

    £1.99
  • Coca Cola Zero 330ml

    £1.99
    -
  • Fanta 330ml

    £1.99
    -
  • Sprite 330ml

    £1.99
    -
  • Still Water 330ml

    £1.75
    -

About

Janet
Monday 30 December 2024
I didn’t get my order
Mike
Saturday 30 November 2024
burger was small and thin, sauce non-existent and not resembling menu item
David
Wednesday 13 November 2024
Chicken was dry and hard, burgers were ok but not like the photos.
Chanen
Friday 08 November 2024
Horrible.
Donna
Thursday 07 November 2024
Lovely food but had 2 lots of fries missing from my order.
Sadé
Wednesday 06 November 2024
I have eaten absurd bird before and this is not it. Can’t be anything other than a Morley’s store pretending to offer the actual menu. Everything was cheap food refried. Onion rings were even real onion rings. THIS IS NOT THR REAL ABSURD BIRD

A little bit about us

Welcome to Absurd Bird!

Delivery times

Monday
05:00 - 05:15
Tuesday
Closed for delivery
Wednesday
Closed for delivery
Thursday
Closed for delivery
Friday
Closed for delivery
Saturday
Closed for delivery
Sunday
Closed for delivery