Absurd Bird (Hoe St, E17)

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  • Deal of the day
  • Meal Deals & Bundles
  • Burgers
  • Wings & Tenders
  • Sides
  • Dips & Sauces
  • Drinks

Deal of the day

  • Basic Chick Meal for 1

    £6.97£9.95
    Basic Chick burger- fries- dip and a soft drink
    30% Off

Meal Deals & Bundles

  • BBQ Chick Meal for 1

    £6.97£9.95
    Basic Chick Burger with BBQ sauce- fries- dip and a soft drink
    30% Off

  • Buffalo Chick Meal for 1

    £6.97£9.95
    Basic Chick burger with Buffalo sauce- fries- dip and a soft drink
    30% Off

  • Absurd Burger Meal for 1

    £10.47£14.95
    Any Absurd burger- fries- dip and a soft drink
    30% Off

  • Wings Meal for 1

    £6.97£9.95
    Fried wings, fries, dip and a soft drink
    30% Off

  • Tenders Meal for 1

    £6.97£9.95
    Tenders, fries, dip and a soft drink
    30% Off

  • Basic Chick Meal for 1

    £6.97£9.95
    Basic Chick burger- fries- dip and a soft drink
    30% Off

Burgers

  • Basic Chick Burger

    £4.90£7.00
    2 crispy fried tenders with mayo and crunchy lettuce- served in our classic brioche
    30% Off

  • Madbird Buffalo Burger 🌶🌶

    £6.97£9.95
    Crispy breast fillet with a Buffalo sauce- carrot slaw- blue cheese dressing- mayo- lettuce and tomato
    30% Off

  • Absurd BBQ Chicken Burger

    £7.00£10.00
    Crispy breast fillet with awesome smoked hickory BBQ sauce- mayo- lettuce- tomato and coleslaw
    30% Off

  • Big Rooster Burger

    £9.77£13.95
    Our freakin huge bird burger with onion rings! - double breast fillets with cheese- hickory smoked BBQ sauce- mayo- lettuce and tomato
    30% Off

  • Spicy Korean BBQ Burger 🌶

    £7.67£10.95
    Crispy breast fillet with a sweet & hot Korean BBQ sauce- kimchi lettuce- pickles- spicy mayo and a crispy onion ring
    30% Off

  • Nashville Hot Burger 🌶🌶 🌶

    £7.32£10.45
    Crispy breast fillet with our Nashville hot sauce- lettuce- tomato- chipotle mayo- pickles and a crispy onion ring
    30% Off

Wings & Tenders

  • Crispy Fried Wings

    £4.52£6.45
    Buttermilk soaked and fried for extra crunch. Add a dip for even more flavour
    30% Off

  • Hickory Smoked BBQ Wings

    £4.52£6.45
    Fried wings tossed in a smoked hickory BBQ sauce
    30% Off

  • Buffalo and Blue Cheese Wings 🌶🌶

    £4.52£6.45
    Fried wings tossed in our classic hot and tangy Buffalo sauce with blue cheese dressing
    30% Off

  • Nashville Hot Wings 🌶🌶 🌶

    £4.52£6.45
    Fried wings tossed in our Nashville hot sauce
    30% Off

  • Spicy Korean BBQ Wings 🌶

    £4.52£6.45
    Fried wings tossed in our Korean BBQ sauce with red chillies- soy sauce- garlic and sesame seeds
    30% Off

  • Chicken Tenders

    £4.87£6.95
    Buttermilk soaked fried chicken breast tenders with your choice of dip
    30% Off

Sides

  • Fries

    £2.63£3.75
    A large portion of lightly salted golden fries
    30% Off

  • Garlic Dry Rub Fries

    £2.77£3.95
    Our classic fries, tossed in a smokey garlic spice
    30% Off

  • Sweet Potato Fries

    £3.12£4.45
    A large portion of salted sweet potato fries
    30% Off

  • Onion Rings

    £3.12£4.45
    6 to 8 crispy onion rings freshly fried
    30% Off

Dips & Sauces

  • Dip Trip

    £1.95
    Choose any 3 of the following dips

  • Dips

    £0.95

Drinks

  • Coca Cola 330ml

    £1.99

  • Coca Cola Zero 330ml

    £1.99
    -

  • Fanta 330ml

    £1.99
    -

  • Sprite 330ml

    £1.99
    -

  • Still Water 330ml

    £1.75
    -

About

Amirah
Sunday 12 January 2025
I've actually never had a bad burger but now I have, the description/image did not match. I received a 150ml coke zero instead of 330ml original coke..2 very different things,2 items were missing and not subsidised-sweet potato fries and garlic rub fries. The only positive I can say it it was delivered warm. considering the price that was paid and what came it's abysmal to say the least.
Zayn
Monday 02 December 2024
Missing sauces
Amie
Tuesday 29 October 2024
the chips were brown and tastes burnt. the chicken isnt even edible this is the worst chicken i have ever tasted in my entire life i took a bite of the chicken and spat it out immediately. the chicken in dry taste like rubber boiled in oil the coating on the chicken is barely recognisable. the “ranch” is mayo with one herbs in it i orders coca-cola amd got orange juice and the juice isnt even that nice gorden ramsey would be disappointed in this place i want my money back 0/10
Chad
Wednesday 23 October 2024
Denislav
Sunday 20 October 2024
food stone cold 🥶
kevin
Saturday 19 October 2024
Food was horrible burger doesn’t match the description at all gave me mayo and ketchup would not order from this place again. Lol the chicken burger wouldn’t even be called a chicken burger flatter than a 10P coin some terrible place to order from.
Duncan
Tuesday 15 October 2024
John
Thursday 10 October 2024
chicken wings are tiny, half the size of my little finger. Chips where under cooked and the burger was just ok although I ordered Nashville hot and I got a plain burger and it was also tiny. really disappointed, definitely won't return to this trash.
Antony
Saturday 05 October 2024
Elliott
Saturday 05 October 2024
Delivery time was fine. Food was abysmal. I guess that’s on me for ordering at 3am but man it was so far removed from the description. A ‘Nashville hot burger’ was just a chicken nugget in a bun. Those menu item pics are 100% just stock photos.

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Delivery times

Monday
16:00 - 03:45
Tuesday
16:00 - 03:45
Wednesday
16:00 - 03:45
Thursday
16:00 - 03:45
Friday
16:00 - 03:45
Saturday
16:00 - 03:45
Sunday
16:00 - 03:45