Absurd Bird (Staple Hill Rd, BS16)

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      30% off selected items
  • Deal of the day
  • Meal Deals & Bundles
  • Burgers
  • Wings & Tenders
  • Sides
  • Dips & Sauces
  • Drinks

Deal of the day

  • Basic Chick Meal for 1

    £6.97£9.95
    Basic Chick burger- fries- dip and a soft drink
    30% Off

Meal Deals & Bundles

  • Basic Chick Meal for 1

    £6.97£9.95
    Basic Chick burger- fries- dip and a soft drink
    30% Off

  • Tenders Meal for 1

    £6.97£9.95
    Tenders, fries, dip and a soft drink
    30% Off

  • Wings Meal for 1

    £6.97£9.95
    Fried wings, fries, dip and a soft drink
    30% Off

  • Absurd Burger Meal for 1

    £10.47£14.95
    Any Absurd burger- fries- dip and a soft drink
    30% Off

  • Buffalo Chick Meal for 1

    £6.97£9.95
    Basic Chick burger with Buffalo sauce- fries- dip and a soft drink
    30% Off

  • BBQ Chick Meal for 1

    £6.97£9.95
    Basic Chick Burger with BBQ sauce- fries- dip and a soft drink
    30% Off

Burgers

  • Nashville Hot Burger 🌶🌶 🌶

    £7.32£10.45
    Crispy breast fillet with our Nashville hot sauce- lettuce- tomato- chipotle mayo- pickles and a crispy onion ring
    30% Off

  • Spicy Korean BBQ Burger 🌶

    £7.67£10.95
    Crispy breast fillet with a sweet & hot Korean BBQ sauce- kimchi lettuce- pickles- spicy mayo and a crispy onion ring
    30% Off

  • Big Rooster Burger

    £9.77£13.95
    Our freakin huge bird burger with onion rings! - double breast fillets with cheese- hickory smoked BBQ sauce- mayo- lettuce and tomato
    30% Off

  • Absurd BBQ Chicken Burger

    £7.00£10.00
    Crispy breast fillet with awesome smoked hickory BBQ sauce- mayo- lettuce- tomato and coleslaw
    30% Off

  • Madbird Buffalo Burger 🌶🌶

    £6.97£9.95
    Crispy breast fillet with a Buffalo sauce- carrot slaw- blue cheese dressing- mayo- lettuce and tomato
    30% Off

  • Basic Chick Burger

    £4.90£7.00
    2 crispy fried tenders with mayo and crunchy lettuce- served in our classic brioche
    30% Off

Wings & Tenders

  • Chicken Tenders

    £4.87£6.95
    Buttermilk soaked fried chicken breast tenders with your choice of dip
    30% Off

  • Spicy Korean BBQ Wings 🌶

    £4.52£6.45
    Fried wings tossed in our Korean BBQ sauce with red chillies- soy sauce- garlic and sesame seeds
    30% Off

  • Nashville Hot Wings 🌶🌶 🌶

    £4.52£6.45
    Fried wings tossed in our Nashville hot sauce
    30% Off

  • Buffalo and Blue Cheese Wings 🌶🌶

    £4.52£6.45
    Fried wings tossed in our classic hot and tangy Buffalo sauce with blue cheese dressing
    30% Off

  • Hickory Smoked BBQ Wings

    £4.52£6.45
    Fried wings tossed in a smoked hickory BBQ sauce
    30% Off

  • Crispy Fried Wings

    £4.52£6.45
    Buttermilk soaked and fried for extra crunch. Add a dip for even more flavour
    30% Off

Sides

  • Onion Rings

    £3.12£4.45
    6 to 8 crispy onion rings freshly fried
    30% Off

  • Sweet Potato Fries

    £3.12£4.45
    A large portion of salted sweet potato fries
    30% Off

  • Garlic Dry Rub Fries

    £2.77£3.95
    Our classic fries, tossed in a smokey garlic spice
    30% Off

  • Fries

    £2.63£3.75
    A large portion of lightly salted golden fries
    30% Off

Dips & Sauces

  • Dips

    £0.95

  • Dip Trip

    £1.95
    Choose any 3 of the following dips

Drinks

  • Still Water 330ml

    £1.75
    -

  • Sprite 330ml

    £1.99
    -

  • Fanta 330ml

    £1.99
    -

  • Coca Cola Zero 330ml

    £1.99
    -

  • Coca Cola 330ml

    £1.99

About

shaun
Sunday 12 January 2025
Just very poor quality food. Won’t be ordering again
Tony
Tuesday 24 December 2024
not a fillet burger. you get two small chicken strips. the chips were soggy. no dips came they were missing. and to top it off they sent the wrong burger. would never use again.
Lou
Sunday 01 December 2024
never arrived and says delivered. order never went to map screen, time kept being pushed back until it said delivered no one arrived and delivery code never given was a special dinner for a special night, now everyone is angry, hu grh and evening ruined
Andy
Sunday 01 December 2024
Two items missing, chicken tenders and a coke. The food was not too hot and not value for money. The sweet potato fries were overdone. For a £29 bill with over £4 for service and delivery, nice little earner
Sam
Saturday 23 November 2024
Guys seriously after this being our 5th order just this week you have forgetten the onion rings?? You need to check the orders properly
Lee
Monday 11 November 2024
Loved it. Would order again.
John
Sunday 10 November 2024
good food
tommy
Monday 04 November 2024
Sent wrong burger was meant to get Nashville hot paid extra also no blue cheese dip and hardly any sauce on the buffalo wing
Lovea
Sunday 03 November 2024

A little bit about us

Welcome to Absurd Bird!

Delivery times

Monday
12:00 - 23:45
Tuesday
12:00 - 23:45
Wednesday
12:00 - 23:45
Thursday
12:00 - 23:45
Friday
15:00 - 23:45
Saturday
12:00 - 23:45
Sunday
12:00 - 23:45