Absurd Bird - Inverness, IV2

2 juicy crispy fried tenders with mayo, crunchy lettuce and served in a fluffy bun, that's it nice and simple! ... Or make it your own with our range of sauces and toppings....

from 2389 kJ/571 kcal

£5.95

The famous Absurd burger - with 100% chicken breast fried to perfection, mayo, crunchy lettuce and tomato. Topped with awesome smoked hickory BBQ sauce and coleslaw. It's a winner!

from 2556 kJ/611 kcal

£9.95

Fried chicken burger dripping with sticky, sweet and hot Korean BBQ sauce, our signature 100% chicken breast, kimchi, homemade pickles and crispy onion rings with spicy sriracha mayo on a fluffy brioche bun.

from 2891 kJ/691 kcal

£10.95

It's a freakin' huge bird burger! - 2 fried chicken breasts topped with melted cheese, bacon, crispy onion rings and hickory smoked BBQ sauce. Served with mayo, lettuce and tomato on a soft brioche bun.

from 4213 kJ/1007 kcal

£12.95

100% fried chicken breast topped with our fiery hot sauce, lettuce, tomato, sriracha mayo, pickled cucumbers and crispy onion rings. The hottest of them all!

from 2757 kJ/659 kcal

£9.95

One of the all time faves - 100% fried chicken breast oozing with a tangy Buffalo sauce, topped with blue cheese dressing and a carrot & celery slaw. With a base of mayo, crunchy lettuce and tomato. Yes please!

from 2498 kJ/597 kcal

£9.95

"Tender hearted? Get a bucket with 12 crispy fried chicken strips, 3 fries and 3 of our amazing dips. We reckon share between 3 mates, or not? "

from 14623 kJ/3495 kcal

£24.95

3 buttermilk soaked, 50g fried chicken breast tenders and your choice of our house sauces… dip in!

from 1548 kJ/370 kcal

from £5.95

6 buttermilk marinated, 50g fried chicken breast tenders and your choice of our house sauces… dip in!

from 3100 kJ/741 kcal

from £9.95

A big 250g portion of lightly salted golden fries.

2807 kJ/671 kcal

£3.00

A big 250g portion of salted sweet potato fries. Perfect with ranch dip!

2803 kJ/670 kcal

£3.95

Our classic 250g fries, tossed in a smokey garlic spice. Rub it in!

2987 kJ/714 kcal

£3.50

A generous portion of big onion rings, usually 6 to 8 but they're large ones... honestly!

2469 kJ/590 kcal

£3.95

A big helping of our homemade, fresh and crunchy slaw.

1368 kJ/327 kcal

£3.50

Our best selling plant-based burger, with crispy coated vegan chckn fillet, vegan mayo, crunchy lettuce and tomato, topped with awesome smoked hickory BBQ sauce and coleslaw. Vegan perfection!

vegetarian

£9.85

Classic Buffalo dip served in a large 65ml pot

197 kJ/47 kcal

£1.50

It's basically our version of the creamy classic ranch, with a bit of pepper and loads of goodness! Served in a large 65 ml pot

1075 kJ/257 kcal

£1.50

Hickory Smoked sticky BBQ, our ultimate queen of sauces. Served in a large 65ml pot

335 kJ/80 kcal

£1.50

Creamy cheesy dip served in large 65ml pot

741 kJ/177 kcal

£1.50

Spicy mayo dip served in large 65ml pot

1293 kJ/309 kcal

£1.50

Sweet, sticky & spicy Korean style BBQ sauce served in a large 65ml pot

431 kJ/103 kcal

£1.50

Fiery hot sauce made with lots of different chillies... not for the faint hearted! Served in large 65ml pot

209 kJ/50 kcal

£1.70

We know you like threesomes..... so choose your 3 favourites dips.... Saucy!

£3.95

289 kJ/69 kcal

£0.50

1536 kJ/367 kcal

£0.50

1494 kJ/357 kcal

£0.50

582 kJ/139 kcal

£1.50

4 kJ/1 kcal

£1.50

4 kJ/1 kcal

£1.50

192 kJ/46 kcal

£1.50

264 kJ/63 kcal

£1.50

276 kJ/66 kcal

£1.50

21 kJ/5 kcal

£1.50