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Absurd Bird, Speke Aerodrome, Speke, L24 8QD
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Adults need around 2000 kcal a day. Equal to 8400 kJ.
Chicken burgers made with 100% breast fillet and crispy coated in our secret spiced blend, with a unique combo of INSANE sauces and flavours inside a fluffy brioche bun.
2 juicy crispy fried tenders with mayo, crunchy lettuce and served in a fluffy bun, that's it's nice and simple! ... Or make it your own with our range of sauces and toppings....
The famous Absurd burger - with 100% chicken breast fried to perfection, mayo, crunchy lettuce and tomato. Topped with awesome smoked hickory BBQ sauce and coleslaw. It's a winner!
One of the all time faves - 100% fried chicken breast oozing with a tangy Buffalo sauce, topped with blue cheese dressing and a carrot & celery slaw. With a base of mayo, crunchy lettuce and tomato. Yes please!
It's a freakin' huge bird burger! - 2 fried chicken breasts topped with melted cheese, bacon, crispy onion rings and hickory smoked BBQ sauce. Served with mayo, lettuce and tomato on a soft brioche bun.
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Mad to the bone? Try this bucket with 8 wings of your choice and 3 heaps of fries... ideal to share between 2-3 of your besties!
Tender hearted? Get a bucket with 12 crispy fried chicken strips, 3 fries and 3 of our amazing dips. We reckon share between 3 mates, or not?
Can't get enough? Can't decide? Get 2 Absurd BBQ Chicken burgers, 8 wings of your choice, and 2 fries. Great to share between 2 avid eaters or 4 non-greedy ones
Roll up your sleeves and prepare to get messy with our EXTRA LARGE wings and tenders
Buttermilk marinated and double fried for extra crispiness. Add even more flavour with our bespoke dips.
Our extra large wings coated in smoked hickory BBQ sauce. These are insane!
Our extra large wings coated in our classic hot and tangy Buffalo sauce.
3 buttermilk soaked, 50g fried chicken breast tenders and your choice of our house sauces… dip in!
6 buttermilk marinated, 50g fried chicken breast tenders and your choice of our house sauces… dip in!
Is it even a meal if you ain't got sides?
A big 250g portion of lightly salted golden fries.
A big 250g portion of salted sweet potato fries. Perfect with ranch dip!
Our classic 250g fries, tossed in a smokey garlic spice. Rub it in!
A generous portion of big onion rings, usually 6 to 8 but they're large ones... honestly!
A big helping of our homemade, fresh and crunchy slaw.
Add extra flavour with any of our awesome sauces!
Classic Buffalo dip served in a large 65ml pot.
It's basically our version of the creamy classic ranch, with a bit of pepper and loads of goodness! Served in a large 65 ml pot.
Hickory Smoked sticky BBQ, our ultimate queen of sauces. Served in a large 65ml pot.
Creamy cheesy dip served in large 65ml pot.
We know you like threesomes..... so choose your 3 favourites dips.... Saucy!
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