Absurd Bird - Glasgow

XXL chicken wings tossed in a sweet and sour spice blend made with dried mango, black salt, ginger and a hit of chilli.

from 3904 kJ/933 kcal

£8.95

Buttermilk fried chicken pieces coated with our homemade chilli garlic sauce, topped with spiced peanut crumb.

from 1648 kJ/394 kcal

£4.95

Buttersoy fried Chckn pieces coated with our homemade chilli garlic sauce, topped with spiced peanut crumb.

vegetarian

from 1778 kJ/425 kcal

£4.95

Crispy fried potatoes with a flamin’ peanut crunch and a spicy ketchup

vegetarian

2008 kJ/480 kcal

£3.95

2 juicy crispy fried tenders with mayo, crunchy lettuce and served in a fluffy bun, that's it, nice and simple! ... Or make it your own with our range of sauces and toppings....

from 2389 kJ/571 kcal

£5.95

The famous Absurd burger - with 100% chicken breast fried to perfection, mayo, crunchy lettuce and tomato. Topped with awesome smoked hickory BBQ sauce and coleslaw. It's a winner!

from 2556 kJ/611 kcal

£9.85

One of the all time faves - 100% fried chicken breast oozing with a tangy Buffalo sauce, topped with blue cheese dressing and a carrot & celery slaw. With a base of mayo, crunchy lettuce and tomato. Yes please!

from 2498 kJ/597 kcal

£9.95

100% fried chicken breast topped with our fiery hot sauce, lettuce, tomato, sriracha mayo, pickled cucumbers and crispy onion rings. The hottest of them all!

from 2757 kJ/659 kcal

£9.95

Fried chicken burger dripping with sticky, sweet and hot Korean BBQ sauce, our signature 100% chicken breast, kimchi, homemade pickles and crispy onion rings with spicy sriracha mayo on a fluffy brioche bun.

from 2891 kJ/691 kcal

£10.95

It's a freakin' huge bird burger! - 2 fried chicken breasts topped with melted cheese, bacon, crispy onion rings and hickory smoked BBQ sauce. Served with mayo, lettuce and tomato on a soft brioche bun.

from 5010 kJ/1197 kcal

£12.95

2 x fried chicken burgers, 8 x wings, 2 x fries, 2 x dips & 2 soft drinks

from £35.00

2 x fried chicken burgers, 8 x wings, 2 x fries, 2 x dips & 2 x cobra can

from £37.00

A box of gourmet sweet & salted popcorn, 4 Cobra beers and an exclusive £5 online voucher with Rakuten TV.

4474 kJ/1069 kcal

£10.00

Mad to the bone? Try this bucket with 8 wings of your choice and 3 heaps of fries... ideal to share between 2-3 of your besties!

£19.95

Tender hearted? Get a bucket with 12 crispy fried chicken strips, 3 fries and 3 of our amazing dips. We reckon share between 3 mates, or not?

from 6201 kJ/1482 kcal

from £25.95

Can't get enough? Can't decide? Get 2 Absurd BBQ Chicken burgers, 8 wings of your choice, and 2 fries. Great to share between 2 avid eaters or 4 non-greedy ones

from £30.50

Our insanely good fried chicken, on freshly made house made waffles, with gravy AND maple syrup. It's the weird and wonderful soul food combo!

from 3626 kJ/867 kcal

£11.95

Fried chicken fillet BBQ sauce, salad, tomato, coleslaw and mayo

from 2556 kJ/611 kcal

from £11.95

Coated in our BBQ sauce

from 3778 kJ/903 kcal

from £9.95

from 3100 kJ/741 kcal

from £12.95

Buttermilk marinated and double fried for extra crispiness. Add even more flavour with our bespoke dips.

from £7.50

Our extra large wings coated in smoked hickory BBQ sauce. These are insane!

from £7.95

Our extra large wings coated in our classic hot and tangy Buffalo sauce.

from £7.95

Our extra large wings coated in our very own EXTREME hot sauce made with 5 different kinds of chillies.... will you dare to try?

from £8.95

Our extra large wings coated in our spicy Korean sauce. Made with red chillies, soy and a touch of garlic.

from £7.95

From the land of Trudeau, comes the weird and wonderful combination of maple syrup and peanut butter dressing over fried chicken wings... may sound odd, but y'all will love it!

from £8.95

3 buttermilk soaked, 50g fried chicken breast tenders and your choice of our house sauces… dip in!

from 979 kJ/234 kcal

from £5.95

6 buttermilk marinated, 50g fried chicken breast tenders and your choice of our house sauces… dip in!

from 1959 kJ/468 kcal

from £9.95

A big 250g portion of lightly salted golden fries.

2807 kJ/671 kcal

£3.00

Our classic 250g fries, tossed in a smokey garlic spice. Rub it in!

2987 kJ/714 kcal

£3.50

A big 250g portion of salted sweet potato fries. Perfect with ranch dip!

2678 kJ/640 kcal

£4.00

A big helping of our homemade, fresh and crunchy slaw.

1368 kJ/327 kcal

£3.00

A generous portion of big onion rings, usually 6 to 8 but they're large ones... honestly!

2469 kJ/590 kcal

£3.50

Six crispy fried bite size wings with your choice of sauces

from 3720 kJ/889 kcal

from £4.95

£6.50

£6.50

£5.95

£1.50

vegetarian

from £4.50

Buttermylk Vird fillet – BBQ sauce - Crispy Onions – Coleslaw - Lettuce – Tomato – Mayo

vegetarian

from 2736 kJ/654 kcal

£8.95

Buttermylk Vird fillet – Buffalo Sauce - Gouda Sheese – Carrot & Celery Slaw - Lettuce – Tomato - Mayo

vegetarian

from 2506 kJ/599 kcal

£9.50

vegetarian

1289 kJ/308 kcal

£1.50

vegetarian

199 kJ/48 kcal

£1.50

1167 kJ/279 kcal

£1.50

vegetarian

1293 kJ/309 kcal

£1.50

vegetarian

335 kJ/80 kcal

£1.50

vegetarian

433 kJ/103 kcal

£1.50

vegetarian

210 kJ/50 kcal

£1.70

843 kJ/202 kcal

£1.70

1339 kJ/320 kcal

£1.70

We know you like threesomes..... so choose your 3 favourites dips.... Saucy!

£3.95

372 kJ/89 kcal

£0.50

1556 kJ/372 kcal

£0.50

1494 kJ/357 kcal

£0.50

Crispy bacon, jalapeños and spring onion

3611 kJ/863 kcal

£8.00

Meatballs in tomato sauce, pesto, spring onion and parmesan

5318 kJ/1271 kcal

£9.00

Grilled chicken, buffalo sauce, spring onion and jalapeños

4778 kJ/1142 kcal

£9.50

Baked cheesecake in a honey granola cookie crust case and served with toffee fudge sauce

from 2439 kJ/583 kcal

£5.50

Moist and fudge chocolate sponge with chocolate icing and served with chocolate sauce

from 1782 kJ/426 kcal

£5.90

Fried crunchy sweet fritters coated in cinnamon sugar and served with choice of chocolate or caramel sauce (please consult selected sauce for allergens)

from 1515 kJ/362 kcal

£2.99

Frozen caramel cheesecake, with double chocolate biscuit, crunchy butterscotch nibs, caramel pockets, topped with caramel chocolate.

5314 kJ/1270 kcal

£7.99

Frozen orange cheesecake with rich chocolate orange ganache pockets, orange marmalade drizzle, chocolate orange brownie and chocolate streusel chunks finished with orange zest.

5561 kJ/1329 kcal

£7.99

Frozen blueberry cheesecake with bursting blueberry compote pockets and blueberry blondie chunks finished with white chocolate chips.

5067 kJ/1211 kcal

£7.99

Frozen vanilla mascarpone cheesecake with sweet strawberry chocolate ganache pockets, red velvet sponge and chocolate streusel chunks finished with freeze-dried strawberries.

5494 kJ/1313 kcal

£7.99

Go extreme with a chocolate cookie filled with chunks of dark, milk & white Belgian chocolate

vegetarian

from 1523 kJ/364 kcal

from £2.10

Vanilla flavoured, extra buttery cookie with chunks of milk and dark Belgian chocolate

vegetarian

from 1544 kJ/369 kcal

from £2.10

Vanilla flavoured cookie with chunks of white Belgian chocolate

vegetarian

from 1577 kJ/377 kcal

from £2.10

582 kJ/139 kcal

£1.60

4 kJ/1 kcal

£1.50

192 kJ/46 kcal

£1.50

264 kJ/63 kcal

£1.50

£1.35

£1.35

500ml can, 4.8% alcohol

£2.50

330ml bottle, 4.5% alcohol

£3.00

300ml bottle, 4% alcohol

£3.00

2598 kJ/621 kcal

£3.50

2699 kJ/645 kcal

£3.50

2146 kJ/513 kcal

£3.50

vegetarian

3264 kJ/780 kcal

£3.50

vegetarian

88 kJ/21 kcal

£0.99

vegetarian

88 kJ/21 kcal

£0.99

A box of gourmet sweet & salted popcorn and an exclusive £5 online voucher with Rakuten TV.

4474 kJ/1069 kcal

£7.50