Absurd Bird (East Kilbride)

2 juicy crispy fried tenders with mayo, crunchy lettuce and served in a fluffy bun, that's it's nice and simple! ... Or make it your own with our range of sauces and toppings....

£5.95

The famous Absurd burger - with 100% chicken breast fried to perfection, mayo, crunchy lettuce and tomato. Topped with awesome smoked hickory BBQ sauce and coleslaw. It's a winner!

£9.85

One of the all time faves - 100% fried chicken breast oozing with a tangy Buffalo sauce, topped with blue cheese dressing and a carrot & celery slaw. With a base of mayo, crunchy lettuce and tomato. Yes please!

£9.95

It's a freakin' huge bird burger! - 2 fried chicken breasts topped with melted cheese, bacon, crispy onion rings and hickory smoked BBQ sauce. Served with mayo, lettuce and tomato on a soft brioche bun.

£12.95

£10.95

Mad to the bone? Try this bucket with 8 wings of your choice and 3 heaps of fries... ideal to share between 2-3 of your besties!

£19.95

Tender hearted? Get a bucket with 12 crispy fried chicken strips, 3 fries and 3 of our amazing dips. We reckon share between 3 mates, or not?

£25.95

Can't get enough? Can't decide? Get 2 Absurd BBQ Chicken burgers, 8 wings of your choice, and 2 fries. Great to share between 2 avid eaters or 4 non-greedy ones

£30.50

Buttermilk marinated and double fried for extra crispiness. Add even more flavour with our bespoke dips.

£7.50

Our extra large wings coated in smoked hickory BBQ sauce. These are insane!

£7.95

Our extra large wings coated in our classic hot and tangy Buffalo sauce.

£7.95

Buttermilk marinated and double fried for extra crispiness. Add even more flavour with our bespoke dips.

£14.50

Our extra large wings coated in smoked hickory BBQ sauce. These are insane!

£14.95

Our extra large wings coated in our classic hot and tangy Buffalo sauce.

£14.95

3 buttermilk soaked, 50g fried chicken breast tenders and your choice of our house sauces… dip in!

£5.95

6 buttermilk marinated, 50g fried chicken breast tenders and your choice of our house sauces… dip in!

£9.95

A big 250g portion of lightly salted golden fries.

£3.00

A big 250g portion of salted sweet potato fries. Perfect with ranch dip!

£3.95

Our classic 250g fries, tossed in a smokey garlic spice. Rub it in!

714 kcal

£3.50

A generous portion of big onion rings, usually 6 to 8 but they're large ones... honestly!

£3.95

A big helping of our homemade, fresh and crunchy slaw.

£3.50

Classic Buffalo dip served in a large 65ml pot.

£1.50

It's basically our version of the creamy classic ranch, with a bit of pepper and loads of goodness! Served in a large 65 ml pot.

£1.50

Hickory Smoked sticky BBQ, our ultimate queen of sauces. Served in a large 65ml pot.

£1.50

Creamy cheesy dip served in large 65ml pot.

£1.50

We know you like threesomes..... so choose your 3 favourites dips.... Saucy!

£3.99

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