Absurd Bird - Heathrow, TW5

2 juicy crispy fried tenders with mayo, crunchy lettuce and served in a fluffy bun, that's it, nice and simple! ... Or make it your own with our range of sauces and toppings....

from 2389 kJ/571 kcal

£5.95

The famous Absurd burger - with 100% chicken breast fried to perfection, mayo, crunchy lettuce and tomato. Topped with awesome smoked hickory BBQ sauce and coleslaw. It's a winner!

from 2556 kJ/611 kcal

£9.85

One of the all time faves - 100% fried chicken breast oozing with a tangy Buffalo sauce, topped with blue cheese dressing and a carrot & celery slaw. With a base of mayo, crunchy lettuce and tomato. Yes please!

from 2498 kJ/597 kcal

£9.95

100% fried chicken breast topped with our fiery hot sauce, lettuce, tomato, sriracha mayo, pickled cucumbers and crispy onions rings. The hottest of them all!

from 2757 kJ/659 kcal

£9.95

Fried chicken burger dripping with sticky, sweet and hot Korean BBQ sauce, our signature 100% chicken breast, kimchi, homemade pickles and crispy onion rings with spicy sriracha mayo on a fluffy brioche bun.

from 2891 kJ/691 kcal

£10.95

It's a freakin' huge bird burger! - 2 fried chicken breasts topped with melted cheese, bacon, crispy onion rings and hickory smoked BBQ sauce. Served with mayo, lettuce and tomato on a soft brioche bun.

from 5010 kJ/1197 kcal

£12.95

8 wings of your choice, 3 fries

£19.95

12 tenders, 3 fries, 3 dips

from 6201 kJ/1482 kcal

£24.95

2 Crispy Fried chicken burgers, 8 wings of your choice 2 fries

from £30.50

Buttermilk marinated and double fried for extra crispiness. Add even more flavour with our bespoke dips.

from £7.50

Our extra large wings coated in smoked hickory BBQ sauce. These are insane!

from £7.95

Our extra large wings coated in our classic hot and tangy Buffalo sauce.

from £7.95

Our extra large wings coated in our very own EXTREME hot sauce made with 5 different kinds of chillies.... will you dare to try?

from £8.95

Our extra large wings coated in our spicy Korean sauce. Made with red chillies, soy and a touch of garlic.

from £7.95

3 buttermilk soaked, 50g fried chicken breast tenders and your choice of our house sauces… dip in!

from 979 kJ/234 kcal

£5.95

6 buttermilk marinated, 50g fried chicken breast tenders and your choice of our house sauces… dip in!

from 1959 kJ/468 kcal

£9.95

A big 250g portion of lightly salted golden fries.

2807 kJ/671 kcal

£3.00

Our classic 250g fries, tossed in a smokey garlic spice. Rub it in!

2987 kJ/714 kcal

£3.50

A big 250g portion of salted sweet potato fries. Perfect with ranch dip!

2678 kJ/640 kcal

£3.95

A big helping of our homemade, fresh and crunchy slaw.

1368 kJ/327 kcal

£3.50

A generous portion of big onion rings, usually 6 to 8 but they're large ones... honestly!

2469 kJ/590 kcal

£3.95

Our best selling plant-based burger, with crispy coated vegan chckn fillet, vegan mayo, crunchy lettuce and tomato, topped with awesome smoked hickory BBQ sauce and coleslaw. Vegan perfection!

from 2858 kJ/683 kcal

£9.85

3 butter soy 40g crispy coated, fried vegan chckn tenders. Served with your choice of our awesome dips!

from 1925 kJ/460 kcal

£5.95

6 butter soy 40g crispy coated, fried vegan chckn tenders. Served with your choice of our awesome dips!

from 3845 kJ/919 kcal

£9.95

It's basically our version of the creamy classic ranch, with a bit of pepper and loads of goodness! Served in a large 65 ml pot.

vegetarian

1289 kJ/308 kcal

£1.50

Classic Buffalo dip served in a large 65ml pot.

vegetarian

199 kJ/48 kcal

£1.50

Creamy cheesy dip served in large 65ml pot

1167 kJ/279 kcal

£1.50

Spicy mayo dip served in large 65ml pot.

vegetarian

1293 kJ/309 kcal

£1.50

Hickory Smoked sticky BBQ, our ultimate queen of sauces. Served in a large 65ml pot.

vegetarian

335 kJ/80 kcal

£1.50

Sweet, sticky & spicy Korean style BBQ sauce served in a large 65ml pot.

vegetarian

433 kJ/103 kcal

£1.50

vegetarian

210 kJ/50 kcal

£1.70

We know you like threesomes..... so choose your 3 favourites dips.... Saucy!

£3.99

372 kJ/89 kcal

£0.50

1556 kJ/372 kcal

£0.50

1494 kJ/357 kcal

£0.50

582 kJ/139 kcal

£1.50

4 kJ/1 kcal

£1.35

192 kJ/46 kcal

£1.50

£1.35

£1.35

481 kJ/115 kcal

£3.25