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Absurd Bird, High Road, North Stifford, North Stifford, RM16 5UE
Adults need around 2000 kcal a day. Equal to 8400 kJ.
2 juicy crispy fried tenders with mayo, crunchy lettuce and served in a fluffy bun, that's it, nice and simple! ... Or make it your own with our range of sauces and toppings....
from 2389 kJ/571 kcal
The famous Absurd burger - with 100% chicken breast fried to perfection, mayo, crunchy lettuce and tomato. Topped with awesome smoked hickory BBQ sauce and coleslaw. It's a winner!
from 2556 kJ/611 kcal
One of the all time faves - 100% fried chicken breast oozing with a tangy Buffalo sauce, topped with blue cheese dressing and a carrot & celery slaw. With a base of mayo, crunchy lettuce and tomato. Yes please!
from 2498 kJ/597 kcal
100% fried chicken breast topped with our fiery hot sauce, lettuce, tomato, sriracha mayo, pickled cucumbers and crispy onions rings. The hottest of them all!
from 2757 kJ/659 kcal
Fried chicken burger dripping with sticky, sweet and hot Korean BBQ sauce, our signature 100% chicken breast, kimchi, homemade pickles and crispy onion rings with spicy sriracha mayo on a fluffy brioche bun.
from 2891 kJ/691 kcal
It's a freakin' huge bird burger! - 2 fried chicken breasts topped with melted cheese, bacon, crispy onion rings and hickory smoked BBQ sauce. Served with mayo, lettuce and tomato on a soft brioche bun.
from 5010 kJ/1197 kcal
8 wings of your choice, 3 fries
12 tenders, 3 fries, 3 dips
from 6201 kJ/1482 kcal
2 Crispy Fried chicken burgers, 8 wings of your choice 2 fries
Buttermilk marinated and double fried for extra crispiness. Add even more flavour with our bespoke dips.
Our extra large wings coated in smoked hickory BBQ sauce. These are insane!
Our extra large wings coated in our classic hot and tangy Buffalo sauce.
Our extra large wings coated in our very own EXTREME hot sauce made with 5 different kinds of chillies.... will you dare to try?
Our extra large wings coated in our spicy Korean sauce. Made with red chillies, soy and a touch of garlic.
3 buttermilk soaked, 50g fried chicken breast tenders and your choice of our house sauces… dip in!
from 979 kJ/234 kcal
6 buttermilk marinated, 50g fried chicken breast tenders and your choice of our house sauces… dip in!
from 1959 kJ/468 kcal
A big 250g portion of lightly salted golden fries.
2807 kJ/671 kcal
Our classic 250g fries, tossed in a smokey garlic spice. Rub it in!
2987 kJ/714 kcal
A big 250g portion of salted sweet potato fries. Perfect with ranch dip!
2678 kJ/640 kcal
A big helping of our homemade, fresh and crunchy slaw.
1368 kJ/327 kcal
A generous portion of big onion rings, usually 6 to 8 but they're large ones... honestly!
2469 kJ/590 kcal
It's basically our version of the creamy classic ranch, with a bit of pepper and loads of goodness! Served in a large 65 ml pot.
1289 kJ/308 kcal
Classic Buffalo dip served in a large 65ml pot.
199 kJ/48 kcal
Creamy cheesy dip served in large 65ml pot
1167 kJ/279 kcal
Spicy mayo dip served in large 65ml pot.
1293 kJ/309 kcal
Hickory Smoked sticky BBQ, our ultimate queen of sauces. Served in a large 65ml pot.
335 kJ/80 kcal
Sweet, sticky & spicy Korean style BBQ sauce served in a large 65ml pot.
433 kJ/103 kcal
210 kJ/50 kcal
We know you like threesomes..... so choose your 3 favourites dips.... Saucy!
372 kJ/89 kcal
1556 kJ/372 kcal
1494 kJ/357 kcal
Moist and fudge chocolate sponge with chocolate icing and served with chocolate sauce
from 1782 kJ/426 kcal
Baked cheesecake in a honey granola cookie crust case and served with toffee fudge sauce
from 2439 kJ/583 kcal
582 kJ/139 kcal
192 kJ/46 kcal
264 kJ/63 kcal
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