Ministry of BeefMinistry of Beef
The oldest of the three great ministries, and the one most convinced of it. Patties are our own blend, up to 40% wagyu to 60% aged Angus, smashed thin on a scorching flat-top until the edges turn lacy. The Ministry's bun is seeded and lighter, and it is not lent to the Ministry of Chicken. Rank is measured in patties.The oldest of the three great ministries, and the one most convinced of it. Patties are our own blend, up to 40% wagyu to 60% aged Angus, smashed thin on a scorching flat-top until the edges turn lacy. The Ministry's bun is seeded and lighter, and it is not lent to the Ministry of Chicken. Rank is measured in patties.
- Single Wagyu Smashfrom £7.95One patty of our wagyu and aged Angus blend, smashed thin on the flat-top until the edges go lacy. Cheese, lettuce, red onion, tomato and house sauce in a seeded brioche bun. Rank I. Few citizens remain at Rank I.One patty of our wagyu and aged Angus blend, smashed thin on the flat-top until the edges go lacy. Cheese, lettuce, red onion, tomato and house sauce in a seeded brioche bun. Rank I. Few citizens remain at Rank I.
- Double Wagyu Smashfrom £9.95Two patties of our wagyu and aged Angus blend, smashed and stacked in a seeded brioche bun with cheese, lettuce, red onion, tomato and house sauce. Rank ii, which the Ministry regards as the minimum serious position.Two patties of our wagyu and aged Angus blend, smashed and stacked in a seeded brioche bun with cheese, lettuce, red onion, tomato and house sauce. Rank ii, which the Ministry regards as the minimum serious position.
- Triple Wagyu Smashfrom £11.95Three patties of our wagyu and aged Angus blend, three layers of cheese, with lettuce, red onion, tomato and house sauce in a seeded brioche bun promoted well beyond its grade. Rank iii. At Rank iii the Ministry stops asking questions.Three patties of our wagyu and aged Angus blend, three layers of cheese, with lettuce, red onion, tomato and house sauce in a seeded brioche bun promoted well beyond its grade. Rank iii. At Rank iii the Ministry stops asking questions.
- Quad Wagyu Smashfrom £13.95Four patties of our wagyu and aged Angus blend, smashed thin and stacked in a seeded brioche bun with cheese, lettuce, red onion, tomato and house sauce. Rank iv is not a recognised procedure. We did try to talk you out of it.Four patties of our wagyu and aged Angus blend, smashed thin and stacked in a seeded brioche bun with cheese, lettuce, red onion, tomato and house sauce. Rank iv is not a recognised procedure. We did try to talk you out of it.
