The Peckish Artisan Kitchen

Behold the cob that’s not just breakfast—it’s a full-blown food festival in a bun! Two strips butchers smoked back bacon, two juicy butchers pork sausages, a perfectly cooked free range egg, a crispy hash brown, black pudding that means business, plus beans, tomatoes, and mushrooms for the ultimate team effort. This beast is a meal, a dare, and a love story all rolled into one. Warning: may require two hands, a nap, and an applause break. Grab one before it starts charging rent!

Introducing the “Peckish Breakfast”—for when you’re hungry but don’t want to scare anyone by ordering the full works. One juicy butcher’s sausage, a rasher of smoked back bacon so good it might start a fan club, a crispy hash brown, and black pudding that’ll make your taste buds sing. Add beans, tomatoes, and mushrooms because balance is key, plus a slice of toast and butter to soak up the chaos. It’s like a full breakfast, but on a diet… kind of!

Feeling peckish? Let’s annihilate that with the “Are You Feeling Peckish?” Breakfast—a double dose of breakfast brilliance! Two rashers of smoky butcher’s bacon, two sausages so juicy they could star in a rom-com, two free-range eggs so perfect they should come with a halo, and two hash browns bringing the crunch. Add black pudding for a hearty punch, beans, tomatoes, and mushrooms for balance (or decoration), and two slices of toast to mop up the chaos. It’s not just a breakfast—it’s a deliciously over-the-top food adventure. Warning: may cause happy food comas and jealous stares !

“Grab life by the spuds with our glorious jacket potato – the ultimate king of comfort food! Keep it low-key with one filling (we won’t judge your restraint), or pile it high and create a carb-loaded masterpiece worthy of applause. Want to feel smug? Add a side salad and tell yourself it’s healthy. Take your pick from our creamy, tangy homemade coronation chicken, dreamy tuna mayo that’s smoother than your best chat-up line, oozy cheese that knows no boundaries, baked beans so saucy they might flirt with you, or crunchy homemade coleslaw that’s a certified sidekick. It’s not just a jacket potato—it’s a spud with serious attitude!”

“Say hello to our homemade 24-hour slow-cooked ham—the diva of the deli world. This ham’s been pampered for a full day, taking its sweet time to soak up all the flavour and tenderness. It’s juicy, it’s smoky, and it’s so good it practically demands a standing ovation. One bite, and you’ll realise: this isn’t just ham—it’s a 24-hour love story on a plate!”

Introducing the cob that’s here to steal your heart (and maybe your napkins)—our homemade BBQ pulled beef and cheese hot cob! Picture this: tender, slow-cooked beef so juicy it practically tells you its life story, smothered in homemade BBQ sauce, and topped with cheese so melty it should come with a slow-motion replay. All tucked into a soft, fluffy cob that’s just along for the ride. Warning: may cause saucy fingers, cheesy grins, and absolutely no regrets. Grab one before it beefs it out of here!

Brace yourself for the cob that’s here to change your life (or at least your lunch). Juicy chicken breast, paired with our homemade sage and onion stuffing that’s so good it might start a fan club, all squished into a fluffy bun barely holding it together. It’s meaty, it’s herby, and it’s dangerously delicious. Warning: may cause uncontrollable munching, stuffing obsession, and people asking if they can “just have a bite.”

“Meet the Hunters Chicken Toastie: the toastie that came to hunt hunger and absolutely obliterate it. Packed with tender sliced chicken, smoky strips of back bacon, our tangy homemade BBQ sauce, and cheese that melts like it’s in a rom-com, this is one seriously loaded toastie. It’s smoky, saucy, cheesy, and downright heroic—basically the action movie of toasties!”